Untitled1Actually, they’re not slinking. They’ll be rolling in on perhaps the world’s first bona-fide promotional blogmobile. After 24 cities and a month on the road in an ever-ripening, man-cave-on-wheels, they’ve gotta love what we’ve got in store for them here in the Biggest Little City in the World. (Like, bathrooms with flush toilets.)

Hey Joe, Rudy… did you see the picture? That’s pretty much the style of room you’ll be getting at our luscious new Grand Sierra Resort, a pioneering property contributing to the new face of Reno. (Complete with air conditioning and showers, BTW.)

Since our little city is the grand finale on their cross-country tour, Guy and I thought we’d treat them to a little luxury and decadence before sending them on their way to the Inman Conference in San Francisco, where I’m sure they’ll have to get serious and tell the world how great we are. (Because, hey, we’re the last stop, and seriously, we need to prop up our declining home values because as Reno Ignoramus and Lindie remind me every time I forget, everybody wants to live here and pay more to do it. See? I’m doing my part…)

For those of you wondering what the heck I’m talking about, Blog Tour USA is the story of two national real estate bloggers driving across the country, meeting the people, gathering stories and spreading the word about the value of blogging in real estate.

They’ll be arriving in town on Friday, July 27, sometime in the late afternoon. In an effort to appear truly sophisticated or whatever, we’ll be taking them out to dinner at Dolce around 6 pm and then to Nikki Beach for a little after hours fun. Anyone out there who reads the blog, contributes to the blog, lurks on the blog, is a blogger, wants to learn more about blogging or has nothing better to do on Friday night but can carry a conversation is welcome to join us.  Realtors, especially, are invited to attend to learn more about the mysterious world of blogging.

On Saturday, after a tour of the Grand Sierra, we’ll be whisking the boyz downtown to see what’s happening with redevelopment. Hopefully led by one of our local celebrity bloggers who can’t be named until he commits, we’ll check out Artown, take in the sights, and enjoy lunch outside at Silver Peak. Again, anyone out there who reads, comments, lurks or has nothing better to do is welcome to join us for lunch.

Now what Sellsius decides to do next is a mystery. Rudy and Joe are welcome to stay another night, if they choose, in which case we’ll do a blogger dinner-fest up at the Lone Eagle Grill on beautiful, worth-the-extra-mega-bucks Lake Tahoe at sunset, a sight not to be missed. Or they may decide to hide out for a couple of days to catch up on posting all the events they’ve attended these past weeks. Whatever happens, we’ll keep you informed (if we, in fact, happen to know what’s going on).

And we promise better leg photos than Phil Hoover’s.

If anyone out there wants to join us, you are cordially invited, so please email me or Guy. We’d love to meet you, and we’d love to have your help welcoming Joe and Rudy and promoting the World’s Biggest-Little-City and Lake Tahoe in style.