I’m pretty good with coming up with new words (I’m SURE I invented the Spork and it’s cousin the Foon over 30 years ago), but the one I really wish I could claim these days is Pergraniteel.  You could easily use it to refer to almost every "renovated" listing on the market, and to a goodly number of new developer homes, too.  Pergo, Granite, Stainless Steel - why are these out new upgrade standards?

So how is laminate flooring an upgrade from anything?  It is a picture of wood sandwiched in plastic.  If you are using the good stuff, you can do decent hardwood or bamboo for the same price.  Cork and recycled rubber are way cool, and are price competitive with laminate.

So what decorinna died and made granite the default standard of excellence in kitchen design?  It isn’t maintenance free as claimed, and is generally very poorly installed (what’s with the oak corbels used to prop up 90% of the breakfast bars?).  Get creative.  If you don’t mind the maintenance, honed slate is cheaper and beautiful.  Composite materials like Silastone are cheaper and easier to keep up.  Remember the lab top from your chemistry class that stood up to anything?   Yep, easily available for kitchens, as are variants made of recycled paper.

So stainless - what a nightmare to keep looking "stainless".  Does anyone believe a white dishwasher is worse at cleaning dishes that a stainless unit at twice the price?

The $1200 washing machine - I’ll save one that for later.   Mention Wolfe or Viking ranges and I’ll go screaming into the night.